Monday, January 03, 2005

One Word Movie

This website hosts the most efficient film reviews that it is possible to have. You won't have to worry about what a three star rating in the FT means. You won't have to try not to read the synopsis at the same time as the review in Sight and Sound anymore. No. On this page all films are summed up in one word, and that word is either good or shit. I have arrived at these ratings very carefully, and with the aid of science. You can disagree with them all you like, but that won't change anything.

If you are a computer, good means 1 and shit means 0. Thank you and please don't take over the world.

Today's One Word Movie is House of Flying Daggers (Shi Mian Mai Fu).
This film is: Good

I might talk about some other stuff on here from time to time too.


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