Saturday, November 11, 2006

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

This film is like a highlights reel of the most disturbed and offensive things that have ever been comitted to film. It is the same as practicing really hard on a pinball game, then going down the pub with a bag of 10ps, and not leaving until all the high scores are yours. You will laugh so hard when you watch this film that actual defecation becomes a strong probability. If you don't think this is good then that's a sign that you have reached the point in your life (i.e. the 35-44 demographic) where you're never going respond to amusement ever again.

2 Comments:

At 5:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happens after 44?

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger Chairman Peyote said...

On your 45th birthday you feel very sleepy and you go into the wardrobe. If someone should perhaps look in there afterwards they will find an enormous cocoon. It is important to keep this cocoon warm. When spring comes along the cocoon splits open and Rumsfeld comes out.

 

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