Friday, February 10, 2006

Guest Review: Rumour Has It

Here’s an exciting event for One Word Movie; our first guest review. Nick went to see this film last night with his bird. And he says that it’s the shittest film he’s ever seen, so I thought that I should warn you lot. It was so bad that it took him about 5 minutes to remember what it was called. And given that it’s totally a girl’s movie, even Nick’s bird disliked it. Yeah, it’s that shit. Nick used the word appalling, and Nick’s mum’s womens magazines gave it 2 stars. I wouldn’t trust publications like that to review Sympathy for Lady Vengeance accurately, for instance, but when it comes down to Jennifer Aniston films, they completely know their stuff.

Given that it was a shit film, it’s now quite a good situation for Nick: he has serious payback due. We are talking reparations. He could probably get his bird to watch Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer on the basis of this.

Kevin Costner’s in this film too. I think playing second fiddle to Aniston officially qualifies him as old and busted.

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Kevin Costner
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Duh!

That is like playing Russian Roulette, blowing your brains out, and then complaining that no one told you that putting a potentially loaded gun to your head and pulling the trigger was dangerous.

In fact I would rather play Russian Roulette because there is a five to one chance you won't get the bullet.

 
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