Casino Royale
Surprisingly enough, this film is good. The new Bond-chap must have given up caviar pies, or whatever they eat in W1, and concentrated on the weights, boiled chicken (skin off) and brocoli, because he has nice big chests. He is also quite good at the acting lark, although his style does seem to consist of staring at things very hard like he is trying to do Superman eye-lasers through them.Downsides are the amusingly vulgar super-rich locations, the racism, and the uncool clothes (wanker slacks) that he wears when he's in Venice. Oh, and there's one bit where he appears to be driving a Mondeo - ha ha ha. But fortunately the Innovations catalogue has gone bust so Bond cannot crush a baddie's head in a effort-free mango juicer.
posted by Chairman Peyote @ 10:20 AM
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In his defence, he does work his way up to an Aston (although I nearly cried when they rolled it).
I liked the destruction of some crumbly old palazzo too, that is good. Next can Bond please draw a Hitler tache on the Mona Lisa while pissing in a bottle of 1957 armangnac?
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